So I read this article in the Lifetime magazine a while back and it talks about this Liver Detox thing. So Anne and I decide to try it. You eat all this shit that is good for you and it cleans out the toxins in your system.

My breakfast consisted of an orange. Not bad at all. One meal down, 32 to go. Lunch is a different story. I made a "salad" from raw parsley(shit), asparagus(shit), raw carrots(taste like heaven compared to the parsley and asparagus) and chicken I made last night on the stove in olive oil. The chicken is good but while cooking it last night I managed to give myself oil burns on most of my chest. NOTE TO SELF: Wear a t-shirt when cooking chicken you redneck. Anyway done with shitmeal #2, 31 to go.

I also have to drink 3.25L of water a day. For you Standard folks that is 13.7369467 8oz cups. For dinner I get chicken with a tablespoon of garlic and an apple and more water I think. I can't wait for day 12 when I can have a beer and pollute my liver again.

-pete