Predator was at the gym tonight and I also spotted Mole-man as I was leaving. Busy night at the gym.

I will start with Mole-man since I don't think I have covered who he is. He is an older guy in his late 50's, early 60's with a phone attached to his ear and hand. This guy is always on the phone. Right when he walks in he grabs the phone in the locker room and it on it for 10 mins. Then when he gets to the treadmill he is on his cell phone. Then when he is done with his workout he is on the phone in the locker room again. I am pretty sure this guy isn't very important at what he does because he isn't very clean and wears wranglers and old t-shirts when he arrives. While working out in his white k-mart velcro shoes and his blue shorts/crappy wife beater I want to kick him. Oh, and he looks like a mole, hence the name, Mole-man. Squinty little eyes, big thick glasses, he looks like the guy on The Simpsons.


Anyways, on to Predator. This was a bigger(not in a taller way) lady with dreadlock type braid things in her hair and a face only a mother could love. She seriously did look like Predator. Here is the catch, she sounded like Darth Vader while on the cross trainer. I had to crank the iPod up, unfortunatly it was playing The Strokes new album and I had to change to a little System of a Down to fully cover up the horrid sound. Oh, her spandex would have made the baby Jesus cry.

There were quite a few people at the gym last night. It didn't clear out until pre New Years time until at least 9:45-10PM. Ugh.. Well I am outta here for a while. Later everyone.

-p