Shut the fuck up! There is a girl who works near me that is so damn loud. Today she is almost yelling about her travels in St. Paul. This has been going on for nearly an hour. She is about 17-18 years old and is talking to a 28 year old admin asst that works near me. I had to break out the iPod and throw on some Tool to calm myself. Seriously, I work near about 8 directors in the company and I was this |__| close to choking a bitch as Wayne Brady would say.

There have been over a BILLION downloads from iTunes. God damn that is a ton of cash. I wish I could swim through a billion $$$ like Scrooge McDuck. I doubt I would be able to get through to gold coins though, I don't have a smooth duck like coat that would allow my body to slipstream through bullion like he does. Maybe one day a skinsuit for that purpose will be out.

Go Floyd! That man was a monster in the ITT a few days back. I have to admit even with the TiVo I still stay up until midnight to watch the Tour of Cali. Oh TiVo you are still my savior since I doubt I will be watching this weekend. :(

Well back to work.

Linky3:
30Boxes - Sweet shared calendar Anne and I use to make sure we are in synch.
Diamonds - Have you ever tried to sell a diamond?
Iron Hymen - "thanks to Iron Hymen, my baby cave is better guarded than a maximum security prison – even one ringed with electrified razorwire and a crocodile-infested moat!" This is satire people...

Today's Weigh-in: Still a fat 225.

-pete