Hi-

This is my open letter to the fuckers standing outside my cube talking way to fucking loud while was on the phone. My cube wall is 4'10" facing the conference room that is right across from my desk, I can see you. Well most of you except for the short Asian women who was screeching way to loud to notice my giving you the stink eye. You didn't even notice when I kicked my cube wall that you were leaning up against. Your giant of a friend didn't notice either. Even when he rested his arm atop of my wall.

This is why I had to put my caller on hold and ask you to move your meeting to a conference room. You are inconsiderate fuckers. This is why I have had to chain my roller table and chair to my desk with a 6' Kingston cord. See attached shitty camera phone picture. You used my chair in the conference room WITHOUT ASKING and didn't bring it back. You used my surfboard roller table WITHOUT ASKING and then brought it back with fucking stuck on food all over it. That is why I asked you to clean it. Then I proceeded to lock the fuckers up.

Next time I am going to start slinging rubber bands, and EVERYONE knows I am a fucking binder sharp-shooter mutha-fuckers.



Anyway enough about them. Leaving for Lake of the Woods tomorrow way to early. I got a case of PBR and a case of Premo for the trip. Premos early and when I can't taste anymore PBR me ASAP. Going to sleep pretty quick after I get home.

My favorite part of the IT Crowd so far: You have to see it. Watch them! Links below!

"Roy: Yeah, you do know how a button works, don't you? No, not on clothes. No, there you go, I just heard it come on. No, that's the music you hear when it comes on. No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry, are you from the past?" Get your t-shirt HERE!

Linky3:
IT Crowd #6 Previous 5 HERE
Sex is for Fags - Follow up to Iron Hymen
What's up? - For the global news junkie.

Weight: 224

Later!
-pete