Today began like any other day, got up, took a shower, got dressed, grabbed the tablet PC and out the door. God what a beautiful day though, I wanted to turn around, call in sick and take the bike out. But instead I went to work.

I get to work and there isn't a damn spot left in any of the main lots. Too the back lot. Nothing. I get stuck in the corner today. It is nice out, I can walk. My walk literally takes 11 minutes to get from my car to my desk, that's a 0.62 of a mile walk. I am sure that there are plenty of you out there that walk farther than me to work every day. I work for a big company with tons of room to open a parking ramp or two. Our profits are good, our market cap is high, how about some fucking parking around here! And more bike racks! They were full, again today. Wait until bike to work week.

So I get to my desk, sit down, unpack my tablet, and reach into the bag for breakfast. Poop. Forgot breakfast. Well I guess now would be a good time to head upstairs to grab a yogurt or something. On my way up I notice a few kids with their parents. No. It..It can't. How did I not know?


Bring your little brat to work day. Son-of-a-bitch. My day is now shot.

I get to the cafeteria and there are kids freakin' everywhere. For some reason this is the most stressful day of the year for me. It is impossible for you to go anywhere because these little cracker eaters are always bumping into you, the parents never watch their kids. GET A LEASH! My day is shot and it isn't even 11am. I just want to leave.

Today is the best birth control, I really don't like too many peoples kids. There are about 10 I like, total. I hope I will like my own kids someday. :)

No riding last night, bike repair and BBQ'd!

Linky3:
May is Bike Month!
BrokeBike Mountain - Nice!
Dogster - No, seriously. Dogster...

Have a better day than me people...
-pete

p.s. if you use the Blogger spell check and use the word freakin' it thinks you mean foreskin...