I am Pete Ryan, you may have heard of me...No? Did you find something with peteryan.com labeled on it? I would really like to have it back and there may be a reward! pete at peteryan dot com
This is my little spot on the web where I spew words either every day or a few times a year. Who knows.
Dear Dead Mouse,
You have been taunting me for 2 days and won't stick your head in the mouse trap. I had to take action into my own hands. I missed you the first 2 times, my scope on my Daisy Power Line 856 was off a little, I had to aim an inch up and left. I pumped my gun 2 times to make sure it would stun you and not spill your blood all over my carpet. You may still be alive, I did place you outside, or maybe a cat will get you before you wake up. I would guess you are probably dead though. That .177 caliber Copperhead Wadcutter pellet hitting you would be like having a bowling ball hit me at 500 feet per second(341mph). Ouch. Good night fair rival who was too smart for a mouse trap, I hope you didn't shit in my bottle of beer.
Sincerely,
Pete Ryan
5 Comments:
Nice shootin' Tex.
I almost used the paintball gun...I couldn't find the pellets.
That's a big gun for a small mouse! Better than givign it poison & having it die in the walls & stink everything up.
Nice work. Why don't you go to James's place and off that Cardinal that keeps flying into the windows at 6am
I have some sparrows of my own to contend with @ about 6am. After that...I will get the cardinal.
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