To the lady who got out of her car and left the plastic water bottle that fell out on the ground:

Dear Lady,

I know you heard it and saw it fall out of your car, you know what I am talking about, that little 8oz plastic bottle. You saw it fall and for a moment I thought you were going to pick it up. But you looked around and walked away. I know you heard me say, "pick that up lady!" But you chose to ignore me. So I chose to pick it up and crush it between you mirror and car. Now I know that you will see that and throw it back on the ground, but you will wonder how it got up there. *Maybe*, just maybe you will pick something like that up next time it falls outta the car.

The world isn't your trash bin, keep it in the car until you fill up with gas or get home. Hell, carry it up to the building and throw it in there. Or put it in the trash bin your fat ass got on to ride the 1/4 mile up to the building.

Hope you have a shitty day,
Pete

UPDATE:
Oh, readers enjoy, it was still there when I left for the day.