January 2004
Su
M
T
W
Th
F
S
<<
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
17
18
23
24
25
28
31

January 5th 2004
Well it is 2004 and I can't tell a difference. Well besides it never broke the -1 degree mark today. Yay, my car is going to be ass cold. The wind chill is a brisk -23 right now with the wind out of the West at 18mph. I am parked about a quarter mile away from the building so this is going to be a treat for me to walk out to the car.

So Pete Rose finally admitted that he bet on baseball. All I can say to that is no shit. Who would of ever guessed that. Now with a good book deal he admits the "truth". Thinking about it now, maybe he didn't do it, think about it...Where is the money at? He can write a book that says, "I'm innocent!" or a book that tells about his gambling problem and how he is over it and wants to be part of baseball again. Personally if I was him I would have said that the commissioner of baseball framed me and wanted me out because I found out a dark little secret about him/her. I am too lazy to look up who the commissioner was. Pure profit.

Well I better run before my car turns into a block of ice. bye.


January 7th 2004
All right, I am watching Martha Stewart getting a massage on tv, nothing is on. But get this, the massage guy says, "Martha I am now going to get on top of you to help you relieve some tension." I don't know what I was expecting but it made me look up at the tv. If I was to see her naked I am pretty sure I would projectile vomit. ugh.

So I am testing out a new wireless card from ATT and Sony using ATT's EDGE network. I have used some other cards like these but they suck. The setup sucks, the transfer rates suck, they even look like sucks. But I really like this card. It is not super speedy, but it is better than dial-up, I don't notice any drop with my VPN connection up, my mail works fine and so does iTunes. I get at least 15k a second (about 2-3x the speed of dial-up), and everything seems to work well.

Maybe I will do a review of it in the near future, but I won't post it here. I will get a tech site to pick it up or something. Well it is late, I better run. bye.


January 9th 2004
I really don't have much to say today, I went to work, sat through about 5 hours worth of meetings, read email, lots of email, got info on 3 new MS security issues, and setup some new appointments. The other thing I realized is they are majorly ripping up roads near The Mall right now because Light Rail is on its way! Check out the Hiawatha Line web site. Joe Soucheray eat my ass, light rail is here to stay, and people are going to use it a ton.

So it is getting kinda late and I am tired, should I got to bed? Maybe, I am still not sure yet. I am sure I will after reading a chapter or two out of a Vonnegut book, or maybe the Mark Twain book I have sitting on the table. That could be the winner. Well I am out. Later.

Oh, one last thing, I think I am loosing it, I just thought the name of the app I am typing this in said an ex-girlfriends' name in the title bar, so I am saying, "fuck the book, I am going to bed." Bye.


January 12th 2004
I got my haircut last night, that made me happy. I am keeping it a little longer and so far I am liking it. I added a cool calendar feature to the previous entries. Most of the email's I responded to today were in poetry form, it was fun and took some time. I didn't have much time to spare today but it breaks up the monotony. Here are two examples, in these I am talking about our Fantasy Football party.

My Loser Haiku, by Pete Ryan

I will see you there,
With some beer money in hand-
Sore loser I am.

My Limerick for the 16th/30th, by Pete Ryan

There once was a guy who won,
Everyone thought he wasn't any fun,
He couldn't make it to drink,
And we all thought he was a dink,
Hence we all got blitzed when football was done.

Oh well, I will never be a poet or a model but at least I can fix things, girls like that too right? ;) Well I am uploading this now, I am done with writing for today, maybe tomorrow. Late.


January 13th 2004
Let me tell you about a little experiment I am doing. 3M decided to make Super Sticky Post-it Notes. I wanted to test the Super of the Super Sticky portion of the Post-it Note. So I stuck one to my sun roof a little over a week ago. It is still there. Now to tell you a little bit about what it has been through...

It has seen 3 inches of snow, -35F wind chills, 20mph winds, speeds over 100mph, sleet, and a high temperature of 35F. I am going to be putting together some pictures of the hell it has gone through. It is starting to look pretty beat up, but it is still there. The funny thing is, the only think I can find that these won't stick to are the front of other Super Sticky Post-it Notes. More on this soon.


January 14th 2004
Women, what a bunch of silly creatures. I just finished some Papa John's pizza, mmm so good. I am guessing that is what I am going to have for lunch tomorrow also. Well it is that or nothing.

So far, how this weekend sounds like it is going to be a blast. I will report more on this on Sunday/Monday. Should be exciting. I am excited. Back to the pizza, so usually when I order from Papa John's I get this cute delivery girl who is a big flirt, not this time, needless to say I was a little disappointed. But I will survive. The 6'-6" 340lb monster delivered my pizza with skill, except the buzzer messes everyone up. No one can hang it up. This weekend will make up for it.

Such suspense, now I know it is killing you all about what I am going to be doing, well too bad. You can wait, I, on the other hand, cannot.

I have a problem, it is with people and not thinking on their own. If you are ever in a situation you can't figure out, don't panic, just sit down for a minute and think. Think. It is an easy word, easy to spell, easy to use. But not enough of us do it. Think. Don't think about what you have tried, think about possibilities you have not tried. If you are working with something that is physical, like a computer or a handheld take a look at it. Say it isn't working properly, have you tried rebooting? I am guessing you have since it is the most common resolution, everything plugged in? Yep. Try unplugging and plugging it back in. Etc... Just Think. Have you tried every possible solution? I doubt it. Remember. Think.

On a sadder note, on this day many years ago my girlfriend's (ex now) brother was shot and killed in Burnsville Minnesota in the parking lot of the Amoco gas station. His name was Mark and I will always remember him.

Think.


January 15th 2004
Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger, more than ever, hour after hour, our work is never over. Obviously I am listening to a little Daft Punk on my super rocking headphones at about a decibel level that should be shattering my ear drums but I am young and they can take it. So fuck it.

Today flew by, holy shit. I can't believe that it was 8pm when I left work. I thought it would be like 630. Ah who cares, I didn't have much else to do tonight. Besides come home and eat some sweet-ass left over thin crust Papa Johns. Fuck I can't type tonight. Tomorrow night I get to take a bus trip downtown to 8th and Nicollet. Yeah. Drinking here I come. I don't take the bus too often but hell, I am planning on taking the LRT when it is available, so I better get use to public transit, right?

Work it harder...I am not looking forward to FriDAY. Well, the China Buffet will be nice, but other than that I have a poop load to do and I may need the help of the Poop smith tomorrow.

Make it better...But I love my job and wouldn't trade it for any other. With that said there are parts I am not as fond of, but there are not many. The benefits far outweigh the crap.

Do it faster...Good.

Makes us stronger...Night.


January 16th 2004
Dear East Coast,

Boo-Fucking-Hoo. Yeah, it is cold out up there. Looks like it is +23 in New York right now. It is +28 here in beautiful Minneapolis. Your low temp was suppose to be +1. Next Monday that is going to be our high temp. Our low will be in the neighborhood of -13. Suck it up. We may put our liners in our coats and throw on a hat next week. Where is our press coverage? Sure as hell not on every fucking rag and website in the US. Just be glad you don't live in Barrow, Alaska, it is -21 there right now.

Sincerely,
Pete Ryan and the kind people of Minnesota, North Dakota, and Wisconsin.


January 19th 2004
This weekend was good, very good. Looks like John Kerry is working it over in Iowa. Tomorrow is the State of the Union, I am guessing moron, er President Bush will be telling us about all the wonderful things we have to thank him for and also remind us to be scared and vigilant. Can't wait to watch that. I think I will go to a bar so I can drink and watch it at the same time. Without alcohol I am not sure I would be able to make it through it.

Anyway, I realized that the calendar in the previous entries was incorrect. I had two 17ths in the month of January. That would be my leap-year, no February 29th, why not just relive the 17th of January again? Yeah. I know what you are thinking, this guy is messed up. Well yeah, I kinda am.

It was chilly again today, the wind chill was around -26 on my way to work this AM, for some reason I didn't wear a hat or gloves, but I had pockets so I was okay. Except my ears, they fell off. Bye.


January 20th 2004
So it is the 20th. Wee. I just saw a commercial for Qwest. Qwest is a local phone company around here and Denver and most of the US. So it is National, not local. They have never had good or even decent customer service. Their new slogan is "Service in Action". Nice slogan, easy to remember but when you say it aloud it sure sounds like "Service Inaction". As in their service is not doing anything. One quick question to the folks at Qwest who messed up my DSL installation for 3 months. How did this make it to a commercial? Did anyone ever say it out loud? I am a great example of Qwest's Service Inaction. They are the reason I don't have a home phone line, only a mobile phone.

I don't see how some of these ad people still have jobs. Dipshits I tell ya. Well this one will be short so bye.

UPDATE: I made a sound clip of the part of the commercial. Sorry about the sound quality. Here ya go. Marketing gods these people are.

January 21th 2004
Did you get to listen to Mr. Bush? Wow. Wow. I had to listen to it on NPR, but it was pretty bad. I can't believe what a bad speaker he is, I thought for sure he had a mild stuttering problem. I went down to the Ice Palace in St. Paul after work today to take some pictures. They are finishing building it right now and after it is all done I will take some more day and night time pictures and put them up here. Neat.

Alright, since you asked I will put up one quick photo, that is it though, you will have to wait just like the rest. Here. Notice the nice people still working on this baby. It is low quality and a little choppy but it was free right?

Night Everybody!


January 22th 2004
Remember that CD settlement from over a year ago where everybody was suppose to get $5-$20 dollars? I sure do. More info here: www.musiccdsettlement.com The nice people at FindLaw have the full document here. Looks like the nice CD people don't want to give us our $5 dollars for overcharging us for years but they are willing to sue more people. More info Thanks ass clowns. And to make sure everyone knows how I feel, the RIAA blows. Blows.

The 2004 Winter Carnival starts tonight in the city of St. Paul and I am excited. I can't wait to head down there this weekend and check things out. Pictures! Negative tempetures! Yay! Do you have your Winter Carnival Button?

See ya.


January 26th 2004
Hey! Four new inches of snow today. Wee! You know what that means, no one can drive. I would usually say it is people from out of town that have a hard time driving in the snow but it is actually the native Minnesotans today. Nobody from Iowa to blame. Bastards. It is only snow and everyone of you drives a Ford HugeMobile SUV, right? For the three miles per gallon you get in four wheel drive I would think on the Interstate you could change lanes and drive a little faster than 8 MPH. If that was you today I think I was following you.

This morning I was reading about the NASA rovers. I think they are worth the hundreds of millions just for the backgrounds and screensaver that will be made from the pictures. Oh and if anyone from NASA is reading can we get some pictures of the moons at night or twilight? That would be cool. We could have NASA finance a mission by adding a nice little box for advertisers on the pictures. Damn, I should be in marketing, well ideas, not the word part anyway. The AD. Eh, if it happens I want 10%!

Later.


January 27th 2004
You know what I love? When I am in a deep, deep sleep and dreaming of nice fun stuff and then, CRUNCH! GRIND! SCRAPE! BANG! WTF!!! was that? Oh, they nice people are clearing off the parking lot from snow, it must be time for me to get up. So I look over at the clock. 4:22 is staring back at me. huh. I rub my eyes and check it again. 4:23, ahh that sounds more like it. 4:23!!! I get up and look out the window. Not only are they doing the parking lot which is contracted out to some plowing company, the caretakers are clearing off the sidewalks with a snowblower. I think I need to talk to them about this. Tomorrow, or I will write it on the memo of my rent check. That will show them.

So I jump back into bed, bury my head under a pillow and try to wait out the people clearing the lot. Thinking they were pros at this it shouldn't take more than a few minutes. They were gone pretty quickly, after about 10 minutes. I fell back asleep. CRUNCH! GRIND! SCRAPE! BANG! WTF!!! I must have dozed off for a few minutes and they were back, checked the clock. 5:45, shit. Want. To. Kill... So I am up for the day. I usually don't get up until around 7:30-7:45, puts my AM in perspective for ya.

Late.


January 29th 2004
I wish it would go back about 0 degrees outside for no other reason than my car hates me. It is -10 and feel like -35 with the wind chill. I leave it out all night and then in the morning it starts like a champ. I know it takes a while to warm up on purpose, because it would rather just hang out in the parking lot all day. But today it got to eat. Yep, I got it a full tank of 92 octane gas and she warmed up like the furnaces of hell. The car was warm about 5 feet from the gas station and I was able to take off my gloves without my hands freezing to the steering wheel and stickshift.

Work today was a veritable culster-fuck of meetings and people stopping by and asking me questions. I got nothing done except my email. Maybe Friday. I doubt it though. I think I need to find a good hiding spot somewhere in this building of 7000+ people, but it seems that everywhere I go I know someone who wants to bug me or someone will find me. The only time I get anything done at work is between the hours of 4pm and 9pm. Eh, I am young and only have a life on the weekends so it really doesn't matter. :)

Bye.


January 30th 2004
I have come to realize nobody knows Roman numerals. What brought me to this conclusion? Well that would be a conversation about the Super Bowl with a friend today. You know Super Bowl XXXVIII or Super Bowl 38. I learned these a long time ago so I can tell what Super Bowl we are having and when movies are made. Anyways learn up so you can tell what Super Bowl it is.

I am going to a Gopher Hockey game in a few minutes so I am excited about that. Must go now. Late.

© 1994-2k+4 pete ryan
pete at peteryan dot com