In other news I am an uncle now and you can see a picture of my nephew. What a handsome young man just like his uncle. He weighed in at 6 pounds and 11.7 ounces, 19 inches long.

It looks like the T-Wolves aren't doing so hot right now, the Lakers have found their game and are playing us really tough, but I know KG can pull it together and get it done. Well I hope so anyway. Well it's time for a long weekend, see ya Tuesday maybe.

On the left hand side you have old people, they are predictable, they walk slow and stop often. When you see a bench that is where they stop. Easy, avoid the left side if you need to get through.

Middle? Fat, urban women in small, tight shirts with fat rolls hanging out over their too tight jeans so you can't see their belt talking way to loud with kids running everywhere. The middle is impossible to pass through without pushing fatties or knocking down ghetto kids. Sometimes the kids stop dead in their tracks and you need to do the shuffle step/jump to avoid them. Also you need to pay attention to the stores you are passing, this group makes a hard turn into Marshall's and you will get run over.

And on the right you have the tourists and the double-wides. The double-wides. By this I mean strollers. They are the moms pushing their kids around The Mall. They are totally unpredictable. They can stop and turn in a matter of milliseconds if they see a deal at Lane Bryant and running your damn foot over. Trust me on this one. Don't take the route with the strollers. The tourists are very perdictable, they slow down and turn in to shops a lot. This is why they hover on the right. The tourists are the easiest way to cut through, use them.

Well there is your guide to The Mall on weekends. My advice, go on a Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday. Later kids.

To start off I am pretty sure this movie was initially written by 8th graders. The dialogue was horrible, stumbling, and predicable. I felt like I knew every line in the movie before it was said. As for the acting, the only believable acting was done by Frankenstein's Monster. Throughout the whole movie I felt I was watching a high school production. It looked to be shot on the first take every time. Bad.

The special effects were cool, the monsters were okay, and the story could have been awesome if they would have put some effort into this. Dracula looked retarded. They should have gotten someone that looked the part. If you look at John Carpenter's Vampires, that guy was damn scary, I wouldn't want him chasing after me. In Van Helsing, this guy looked like my friends uncle Elmer. You need to make your monsters look scary. Make Dracula look scary, not like The Count from Sesame Street.

The Werewolves were good. They looked scary, and I am sure if I would have ran into one I would die. Nice Job. Okay, something else I just though of. Dracula has a bunch of hatchelings that he is trying to bring to life. Okay, I am putting on my directors hat now, lets see if we can make them look like Pound Puppies with wings, that would be frightening wouldn't it? No. It would suck. So stop that crap.

I am done with this for now, I am sure I will remember other parts that pissed me off later. Have a day people, have a day.

The T-Wolves broke my heart last night. I was hoping they would whoop the Kings last night in the house that KG built. But it didn't seem like Kevin brought his game, just the MVP trophy. Sam Cassell showed up and nailed his second opening gave 40 point performance. That man can hit the 3's. Well I better bolt, later folks.

Did I mention that I love iTunes. Why is it so damn addicting? I never had this addiction when I used Kazaa, I just want to keep downloading, finding, and creating playlists. It is weird. Well back to work. -p