I am Pete Ryan, you may have heard of me...No? Did you find something with peteryan.com labeled on it? I would really like to have it back and there may be a reward! pete at peteryan dot com This is my little spot on the web where I spew words either every day or a few times a year. Who knows.
Shut the fuck up! There is a girl who works near me that is so damn loud. Today she is almost yelling about her travels in St. Paul. This has been going on for nearly an hour. She is about 17-18 years old and is talking to a 28 year old admin asst that works near me. I had to break out the iPod and throw on some Tool to calm myself. Seriously, I work near about 8 directors in the company and I was this |__| close to choking a bitch as Wayne Brady would say. There have been over a BILLION downloads from iTunes. God damn that is a ton of cash. I wish I could swim through a billion $$$ like Scrooge McDuck. I doubt I would be able to get through to gold coins though, I don't have a smooth duck like coat that would allow my body to slipstream through bullion like he does. Maybe one day a skinsuit for that purpose will be out. Go Floyd! That man was a monster in the ITT a few days back. I have to admit even with the TiVo I still stay up until midnight to watch the Tour of Cali. Oh TiVo you are still my savior since I doubt I will be watching this weekend. :( Well back to work. Linky3: 30Boxes - Sweet shared calendar Anne and I use to make sure we are in synch. Diamonds - Have you ever tried to sell a diamond? Iron Hymen - "thanks to Iron Hymen, my baby cave is better guarded than a maximum security prison – even one ringed with electrified razorwire and a crocodile-infested moat!" This is satire people... Today's Weigh-in: Still a fat 225. -pete
I have been a big slacker lately and not posting poop on this site besides The I.T. Crowd. Which if you haven't watched yet you are dumb. D.U.M.B. Well maybe you just haven't had the time. What-ever. Hey! You wanna play paintball with some pros? Me neither, so come play with us in May @ the famous AndyLand in beautiful Leader, MN! Saturday this planet will roll over to 6.5 billion people. Do your part and be a little greener please! See treehugger.com for details on how to be cool and a hippie without looking like one. Hopefully I will be putting some pictures up shortly. Stay tuned! Want some cool bike crap? Swobo. Available at One on One or the Internet somewhere. Alright, I am out for now. C-Ya. Linky3: PaintballPr0ntings - Might not be safe for work CoexistToday's Weight: 225 -pete
2.13.2006
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 Hi All- I was driving back from Madison this Sunday so I set the TiVo to record the Super Bowl. Yay for TiVo, I compressed that game into 1:30mins and watched all the commercials, skiped the skeleton at halftime and inbetween plays when John Madden stumbles through what happened. Come to think of it, is John Madden George Bush's speech writer? Hmm.. Anyway I knew who was going to win just from the song introductions: Seattle: The Verve, Bittersweet Symphony <-- Slow wrist slitting music, you know, like Coldplay. Arm-Pittsburg: Fatboy Slim, Right Here, Right Now <-- Up tempo, ass kicking music with more than 8 beats per min.  The pictures are from Mike and Leah's wedding about a month ago. It was a very nice wedding and Anne and I had a lot of fun. Shooter! Gym Updates: Mole spottings continue, I went to Eagan last night. It is 2x as packed there as it is in Bloomington. It is nuts. Lifted, x-trained, etc. Weight: 225 Linky3: Bins and BenchesMolested CarsDespair-p
2.02.2006
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225
Gym Update: Saw The Mole again, on the phone up in the gym. He was gone soon after I started. Got to the gym around 9:45PM, pretty busy but not too busy. There is this one chick with a Madonna style headset at the gym talking on it all the god damn time. It doesn't upset me too much because I got the iPod cranked listening to Beastie Boys. In between songs I can hear her all the way across the gym, she is annoying and should be drop kicked for other peoples sake. The weather is taunting me, it wants me to take the afternoon off and go ride my bike, look at the weather. 1030AM and it is almost 40. Ugh, I have too much shit to do here at work. The Red Bull SkyRide is next Wed, if you wanna go let me know, now. I am going to the after party also, might be a late night. Going out with the boys tonight for a little while, eat some wings, drink a beer, watch some sports. Then I am packing for Madison, in grocery bags, cause Anne stole my Oakley duffel bag. Today's Weight: 225(actually 224 but that was on an empty stomach) Linky 3: Youtube.comalcoholreviews.comopensecrets.orgI am out. -pete
 Hi all- I just got my front fork upgraded from Hollywood Cycles in Bloomington. I got the RockShox J3 with PopLock. I took it out for a spin last night and it is sooooo much better than then old shock. It eats up curbs and ruts like no ones beeswax. A few more upgrades to go, I need new wheels/tires, bar and stem for sure before spring. After work I am heading over to The Mall to pick up a car adapter for the iPod. I am going to need it for the trip out to see Anne this weekend and next weekend. I am guessing I am going to have to Tivo the SuperBowl cause I won't be back in time. Speaking of the Super Bowl I wonder how many people get the XL to mean 40? I bet many think it is X-tra Large!!! Gym Update: I caught a glimpse of The Mole on the phone but he was gone by the time I started pushing weight. Got there around 10PM and it was packed with couples. Go home people! Not much else to report. I also found out by checking my stats a few people were reffered to my site from google after searching for "lifetime fitness sucks". I was like the 7th listing down. Huh. I like Life Time Fitness for the record. Weight: 227 Linky: http://www.treehugger.com/http://www.factcheck.org/T-Shirt Folder(watch the video)Later Gators. -p
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